Bad Luck Cadet by Suzie Ivy
Author:Suzie Ivy
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: bad luck, humor, midlife crisis, police, laughter, academy, suzie ivy
Publisher: Suzie Ivy
Chapter 15 You’re Not Dead Until I Say You’re Dead
I wish I could say the next two days of Practical tests went as smoothly as the first, but they didn't. I struggled with two of the scenarios, and completely failed one of them. In the one I failed, I was driving a patrol car and came upon a vehicle pulled to the side of the road with its hood up and a man standing with his head buried in the engine. I pulled over behind the vehicle, activated my emergency lights, and called dispatch with my location.
I approached the man, asking if I could help. He straightened up and began shooting at me with a cap gun. The gun looked and sounded real which scarred the hell out of me. I stumbled back a few feet trying to remove my gun from my holster as the man continued walking towards me and firing. I probably took six bullets directly to the chest, before my gun was in my hand. I stood my ground, firing two shots, but the guy just stayed where he was firing back at me. I turned to the instructor and said the fatal words, “I’m dead.”
All hell broke loose. Sgt. Dickens was standing to the side of my vehicle, and he blew a gasket.
“You are not dead, you never stop fighting. You’re a fucking loser Cadet Ivy, and I should kick your ass out of the academy right now.”
I stood frozen. I wanted to bury my head in the dirt and cry. Sgt. Dickens told me to get the fuck out of his sight and I left. What a disaster.
I felt I was lucky to even be given a second chance but I was. During the remedial scenario things were changed up. I walked into a “store”, answering a dispatched call for a disorderly female customer. I could see the clerk and problem maker ahead of me but I was stopped by a man coming from behind, placing his arm around my throat, and putting a gun to my head. The disorderly female pulled a gun and shot the clerk. I did as I was trained and grabbed the barrel of the gun at my head, pushing it away from my head, turning in my captor’s arms, shoving him away with everything I had, and then running for cover while pulling my gun.
The significant difference that allowed me to pass the second scenario was running for cover while removing my gun. The first time, I had stood frozen, while going for my gun and never sought to get away or find cover, to continue the fight. In real life I probably had little chance of surviving either scenario but the instructors wanted to see our thought process during the events. Standing my ground and shooting was not what they were looking for.
It wasn’t until I found out that three quarters of the class failed that first specific practical, that I felt somewhat better. I’m surprised Sgt. Dickens had a voice left, apparently he yelled at all of us and threatened to kick everyone out.
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